Broken teeth reconstruction with photo editing

"Here's a cheerful picture of me with two front teeth broken. My girlfriend isn't happy and she wants me to get dental crowns or something, so they look complete. Hey, would you fix my teeth with your photo editing. This is to pacify her while I save up to pay the dentist (an arm and a leg)... While you are at it, please whiten my teeth, and also reduce the redness in my face."