Retouching: Chubby cheeks reduction & overall weight loss for young man

Photo editing request (example): "This is a recent photograph with my mother when she vistied at the university last month. At 19, I don't mind staying mama's boy, but I do want to get rid of my chubby cheeks. I've always been a bit on the heavy side, but this boyish fat and overall weight can pose serious implications for my romance prospects. Please make me lose weight all over, but especially on the face — but don't overdo it. People who know me shouldn't think I've been retouched! And of course, I need to e-mail Mom a copy..."